The name's Koala, I'm currently immortal so age isn't important. As for my location, that's for me to know and for you to never find out.
~Enjoy your stay~

 

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partywolves:

thank god this is here. the youtube versions ben muted

(Source: fandom-calling)

Now I remember why I deactivated my Facebook.

Because almost every other status at this hour is “whos up? lms”

It’s 1 am.

I would be surprised if you’re asleep.

THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU IF I’M A PUTAIN? WHAT KIND OF PERSON IS FRIENDS WITH A PUTAIN?

OBVIOUSLY AN AMAZING ONE. BECAUSE